Kids are creepy.

I’m constantly amazed at how creepy kids are. Specifically little kids, like Damien from the Omen or that ghost-peeper from The Sixth Sense. Every now and then I’m asked to come teach at an elementary school, and inevitably the kids are WAY darker than I...

Halloween is coming.

October 2018   You smell that? No, it’s not the musk of fallen leaves, nor the stank of a Pumpkin Spice Latte. What you’re smelling is fear. Specifically, little-kid fear. It’s all around, because Halloween is just about here. I don’t do...